plasticbagvevo:

only 2014 kids will remember this

bagmilk:

sorry for replying in  0.2 seconds haha its not like i was waiting hahaha

burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

deforming:

rotition:I’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make famous! Following everyone back :) <3
aseaofquotes:

Matt Haig, The Humans

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

sheeranal:

single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn

teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

wank-r:

if you make me laugh im already 89% in love with you